Starring: Scotty Mums. Scottish Terriers: Bonnie, Madge, McKeeghan Colleen
With this story, we learn:
The Work Ethics of several Scotty
Mums.
Lenora PM is truly a human.
Anything can be accomplished
with a little coordinating.
Courage, Paola
Andrea C
All right you people… I need to let you all know that I have
a full-time job that they pay me to do which and does not include playing with
all you people around the world that have been Adopted by Scotties. I am
specifically talking about Lenora PM, Desley C, and Paola B. They just don't
let me play with y’all all day! We just have to do better, better I say.
Elaine W
But they are delightful people to play with! I'm almost
convinced Lenora is actually a very tall Scottie and not a human at all! (Those
pictures of Madge are actually selfies!)
Desley C
Uh oh, her secret's out. I was suspicious when I saw the
leopard shoes.
Lenora PM
Elaine, if only I could be as noble and good as our scots!
And yes, sometimes I feel "not quite human"!
Lenora PM
Desley, Madge's guilty secret is a closet FULL of Leopard
Shoes!
Desley C
Oh, I want to cry floods over all my lost shoes - some got
chewed by "you know who" and others had to go - in the de-cluttering
process! I'm just a bit jealous!
Lenora PM
Bonnie! She is a mess!
Desley C
….well the shoes were ...
Beth B
Hmmmm, guess I shouldn't tell anyone I have 55" tv in
my office.
Beth B
Thank you and while all of that was going on, I had my dog
in my lap, scratching his back of course, feet propped up on my desk, watching
this all unfold on the big screen.
Andrea C
Well OK, as long as you had a Scotty in your lap
Andrea C
Now here's my next question...while Lenora PM and I had
Desley C and Paola B entering the US on a raft, getting arrested and us "borrowing"
their Scotties, where were the rest of you??? Huh, Marjorie H, Suzanne H, Pat
P, Elaine W, Claudia B, Beth B and Luz LA? Y'all are hysterical in the evening.
BTW: Beth, very proud of you for having that 55 inch TV in your office-you go
girl!
Paola B
Missed that discussion, had to sleep, time difference.
Desley C
Did you miss being in jail? Ours were the best sewn mailbags
and we were dancing to Jailhouse Rock!
Elaine W
Desley C Paola B--so sorry to hear of the predicament that
Andrea C and Lenora PM had placed you in. Now that I have had my own beauty
sleep, I shall dispatch, post haste, a call for Digger Scotties to assemble for
a frontal assault upon the place of incarceration, a secondary call for Scottie
Shredders and Pants Leg Grabbers to subdue the staff, and the final call for
Scottie Toy Hoarders to whisk you both away. Be sure to use the New Toy Scent
spray you'll find in the cake I am sending.
PS: Whatever you do—DO NOT eat the cake! I made it and I am
NOT a good cook!
Suzanne H
Sorry I missed all this. As soon as I get to my office and
settle in with a cup of coffee, I'll catch up on all the activity. Shouldn't
take more than a few hours... then it will be time for lunch!
Desley C
Oh thank goodness, Elaine! I was starting to get a pricked
finger from all those bags! There's only me to rescue. I sewed Paola in last
night's outgoing mail - heaven knows where she'll turn up. But it was Premium
delivery so it'll be somewhere posh. Unfortunately the cake was a bit soggy as
the scent leaked but DO NOT WORRY it was put to good use. It is now - as we
speak/write/tap wi' our fingies- being ingested by the guards. They declared it
finger licking good (where have I heard that line?) and snatched it out of my
bleeding mitts but ah ha! A cunning plan was hatched! The icing gummed up their
works so the Pants Leg Grabbers should have an easier time of it and if the
Scotty Shredders can get to the rolls in time .. success shall be ours! Voila!
Hoping the Digger Scotties have dug a big enough hole and weren't distracted by
visions of Madge in her leopard shoes. I'm so glad that SOMEONE organized a
rescue party - that Bonnie of mine has been star struck by meeting Goofy at
Disneyland and is like a round bouncing ball from all the hotdogs she's
devoured.
Elaine W
Fantastic play-by-play, Desley! We should be getting movie
offers any minute now!
Paola B
Don't worry about your cooking, Elaine! In jail, everything
works! Send it, please getting hungry!
Elaine W
Paola, my apologies for the delay in response....McKeeghan,
Ninja Scottie, has discovered a rogue cat intercepted the package Desley C had
sewn you into. McKeeghan has gone undercover into the Cat Market to try to
locate you. She is checking all the Catamarans first based on a cryptic message
about a raft. MC (McKeeghan Colleen) carries a stash of kibble to slip to you
once she gets in. Courage, Paola.
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| Courage, Paola |
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